update!
Saturday, April 17
heh i haven't done a post about daily life for quite a long while :P i think like 3 months already? so here's one finally!
okayyy hmmm the past week... here's the select few stuff that i remember most :P
monday was our first ee period of the year... like ugh, horrible scary stuff! so anyways, after ee i went to the primers room (wow, big surprise there!), and there was aunty beng skulking around, writing stuff on square pieces of paper as i walked in, then unsuccessfully grabbing the whole pile of papers and hiding it under the table, leaning forward and saying VERY unsuspiciously, "yessss? yessss?" hahahaha silly billy! never see anything or noticed anything at first then act until like that!
so anyways, as i was rather tired, i disappeared to texas to take a short nap, and then these silly stalkers kept coming and staring at me, even though i could sense their presence with my intuition! tsk tsk, so kaypo for what, think i'm some princess and the pea, waiting for me to feel the pea under the pile of sleeping bags ah? :P so as i drifted off into deeper sleep, i was only half aware of the things going on around! little did i know an aunty was at work, setting up a metal bar across the shelf on the border of texas, using a clothes hanger to hang a wall clock on the bar facing me! so when i woke up i'd see this big nonsense clock staring right at my face! tsk tsk this kind of senior ah, dunno what nonsense they're up to! wasting time doing all this kind of things, time is money you know! *tap tap tap*
haha, clocks have become a motif to the oops! aunty clan already! a motif which effectively conveys the theme of time and the lack thereof of it. mong, beng and lulu... tsk, what a strange tradition they've started indeed! XD but aiyo, cannot supress the true actions of the aunty within them!
GOODNESS i just re-read what i just wrote! and it sounds SUPER AUNTY!!!! nevermind, i shall leave it there for some people *cough* shauny *cough* to do psychoanalysis :P after all, that same person commented i don't use singlish as much in my smses to him :P how true indit! so here's a conglomerate of singlish written specially for you (: so thoughtful of me right!
on wednesday, after walking out of someone's lecture for more advanced students, guess where i went? to the primers room! surprise surprise! heh i went there with mark ong and la belle ding-a-ling, and i took out my cute cute boomdiya to bring around as usual. then upon seeing it, ms ding introduced us to her own miniature stuffed toy, a bear called bluebearry. hurhurhur, what a punny name, so typical of ding indeed! :P
so at one point in time, i was holding boomdiyada as i normally would, gently holding its neck and supporting the rest of the body. then she went all, "your highness! you're strangling your dog!" silly billy, how else would one hold their stuffed toy then! and she said to hold it by the bottom, and i went all, "so you hold your stuffed toys by their ass??? you go around touching your stuffed toys' bottoms???" how preposterous indeed eh! then she was at a loss for words, sputtering nonsense like that the entire back is considered the 'bottom', even for humans! goodness, really 1+1 indeed :P hahaha.
somewhere along the line, mark smuggled bluebearry into the pocket of his jacket, and she didn't even notice! goodness what kind of owner is she, not even realising the missing presence of her pet! throughly despicable. all the way till a lot later when she was about to leave, she still hadn't realised! then mark and i had to be nice nice and asked, "hey si rui, did you leave anything behind?" and she gave that simple look and went, "did i?" and finally came to realise bluebearry wasn't with her XD then she searched the table, to no avail. as her search was fruitless, she gave up and decided to go home! she gave up looking for her stuffed toy??? what kind of person is this! it was only when she barely closed the door that i had to call her back, and she was like, "what? OH! you guys found it! where was it!" and i told her, "we found it in mark's jacket pocket! so amazing right! like how did he get there!" haha oh well, i pity the rest of her stuffed toys... must be facing much neglect under her care :P
so, on that same day, before si rui had left, shauny had come back from some briefing for his super prestigous indian science camp thing, and went to sleep on the big blue dog. i brought boomdiyada over to sleep in the nice hole produced by shauny's bent back arm, using his arm as a pillow for boomdiyada's head. like awwww, so cute right (: a cute dog sleeping on a cute person sleeping on a cute dog :P hahaha XD
then like suddenly shaun sat up and proclaimed and the revelation, "hey i just realised stuffed toy dogs dont have mouths!" as he continued staring at boomdiyada's facial features. then he grabbed the blue dog's head, turned it toward him and bent down to examine it simultaneously, then looked back up and said, "see, he doesn't have one either!"
oh my gosh it was seriously super funny! i dunno how to describe why it was so funny... but like, oh my goodness, shauny's mannerism and the look on his face! hahahaha, i've never seen such a look from him before! his face shone with amusement and bemusement in some weird mix! heh okay i shall henceforth call it the shaun lim look of amusement and bemusement :P and coupled with the nature of his comment! goodness! sorry lah, you had to be there to know how funny it was... unless it's just me who gets cracked up at this kinda stuff XD
then he proceeded to comment about how peanut didn't have a mouth either, and that mark lim needed to use his fingers to simulate a mouth when peanut wanted to bite shaun :P pffft. talking as if dogs are inferior animals! shush shauny! then he picked up dipole his cute cute polar bear pencil box, and said, "see, even my polar bear has a nice big grin!" yes yes, i'm well aware of that, which is why i always put his arms to his mouth :P looks sooooo cute like he's giggling at something! ahhh such a cute induced negative dipole (:
ah, thursday thursday thursday. what a slack day thursday was. it started off with a less than fruitful lesson with headache woman, followed by econs which our 'boss' ponned, then we proceeded for a very late pe, where we just did sit ups. then we finally went for recess before going for lsy nonsense, thereafter mulling around in chinese, and finally going for a wow talk which we already had in class, and headache woman fell asleep with her mouth open.
but of course, i wouldn't be talking about thursday if nothing interesting happened that day, would i?
did you know selling stuff for 5.4 is unbelievably fun? lol, and the thing is that the stuff they sell are so easy to sell, that you dont even need to approach people, and loads of people are already coming to the table to buy stuff! and the nice people helping to sell sure makes things nicer too (: haha, i can just stand there for hours on end, talking to the ex-.9ers, the bb primers, the ogmate, and all the other dudes who are so welcoming and homely to their permanent resident klement, including the fellow malaysian suan mei giver :P hahahaha XD
seeing the girls transfer the cookies from the boxes into the paper bags without washing their hands or using gloves, watching as shauny carefully deep fries the fries so as to avoid another 2nd degree burn, hearing of the deception of leaving the fries in the tray to give the impression of freshness, laughing as klarissa stuffs the fries into the cups and then pours them out again, staring in amusement as klarissa poured waaay too much ketcup into her cup of fries, selling and marketing subway cookies as if i'm part of their class... goodness, there's so much fun!
heh i was even trying to sell the cookies to aunty mong and aunty beng till beng even smsed me after LSY, "hey is your class still selling cookies?" HAHAHA! the great deception indeed! then charmaine from my class came over deciding whether to buy a cookie, and she was like, "what are you doing here???" hehe, then i continued telling her the different flavours as if i were part of 5.4... ah well :P
then i bought a cup of fries to bring up to the audi to feast on during LSY, and klarissa helped me pour it into a subway paper bag for ease in bringing up. then she stared at it and said, "eh... actually looks quite pathetic leh..." HAHAHA! then i was like, "i'm glad you realised! been ripping people off all this while ah! last week even selling for $2 leh!" hehehehe, tsk, so smart XD then to be nice to the PR of 5.4, she poured in another cup of chips for free, so that it didn't look like such a measely portion anymore :P so swits of her (:
and all this while selling the stuff, 5.1 was just on the other side selling our bottles of coke, making me their full view, and i'm pretty sure a lot of them saw me there... but ah well, let's just hope the implications of that won't be too horrible anytime in the future XD mmm but i guess even if there were implications in the future, it still is very worth it to be spending quality time with such nice and good friends in .4 (:
so that's my week for you :D fun stuff, fun stuff.
AMEN;
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